Q. WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED?
A. Who cares? We deliver!
Q. DO YOU ONLY MAKE MDF DOORS?
A. Momma told me, do one thing, and do it like you mean it.
Q. HOW MUCH ARE YOUR DOORS?
A. Almost FREE when you consider the cost of cabinets with no doors sitting in your shop.
Q. WHATâ€™S YOUR LEAD TIME?
A. Our lead time is YOUR lead time. Ask us what that means. (kinda defeats the purpose of an FAQ page, we know). and if you push the PDQ button when ordering, you can have them in 24 hours!
Q. DO YOU MAKE THE STYLE OF DOOR I NEED?
A. Heck ya we can. Wait, you need lots of them right? Here's how this goes: its insanely expensive to make one custom order. But, if we add it to our collection then its normal price (just remember we have to love it for that to happen).
Q. HOW DO I PUT IN AN ORDER?
A. Phone, fax, online, smoke signals or carrier pigeons.
Q. WHAT ARE MY PAYMENT OPTIONS?
A. Money. But once in a blue moon we take hugs and kisses.
Q. WHY WOULD I CHOOSE YOU OVER MY CURRENT PROVIDER?
A. Well, we are all living on hot dogs and Kraft dinner, so we could really use the work.